We don't have a defective can..we got a defective person!

D: Dreadful, derivative and pedestrian.

"Last one on the ice is a penis pump!"

"Nice try, Blanco Nino…too bad your ass got sacked."

"And then, we had Woodstock, and all the big groups came.  WE had Sha Na Na, we had Sly and the family Stone, we we're crazy…hippy…bastards."

"And then, we had Woodstock, and all the big groups came.  WE had Sha Na Na, we had Sly and the family Stone, we we're crazy…hippy…bastards."