I wish the interview had included the part where Will Harris shot him in the eye.

"The film will be helmed by Argentinian director Martin Guigui, whose previous credits include the little-seen Dennis Quaid thriller Beneath The Darkness and National Lampoon’s Cattle Call, suggesting he has little to lose by making a sequel to a Martin Scorsese film, and certainly won’t mind seeing his work released…

I just finished watching the commentary track for the Community episode "Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking," in which Dan Harmon basically spends the entire time complaining that mockumentary shows like The Office or Parks & Rec are taking the easy way out: it's much, much easier to do comedy when you can just cut…

So why do I have to put the VCR on 3, if Bones is on 5?

Don't forget "Amor Fati" and "Talitha Cumi." Although I'm not sure when the latter would ever come up.

"There is no word yet on whether Holbrook plans to surprise Kilmer by showing up unexpectedly in character and challenging him to a Twain-off, but you know, they aren’t promising that that won’t happen either."

The Red Shoes is my favorite movie of all time. Runners up would be A Canterbury Tale and Colonel Blimp, but I haven't seen a Powell and Pressburger movie I haven't enjoyed, with the possible exception of Battle of the River Plate.

Agreed. I'm not the world's biggest fan of The Thing, but even I have to admit that those effects are astonishing. I can't imagine any CGI holding up better than they have—especially that runaway head.

"Dreams" gets a lifetime pass, if only for the Faye Wong cover from Chungking Express.

If it's the swamp monster, there's an unproduced Darin Morgan teleplay that they might find interesting.

I'm not a big fan of either movie, but they're worth seeing if only so you can read two books: The Conversations (about The English Patient) and Behind the Seen (about Cold Mountain), which go into amazing detail about the process of sound designer and editor Walter Murch, who is probably the smartest man in movies,…

Das ist nicht eine boobie!

"One of the greatest movies ever made."—Ben Lyons.

Don't you just love that mustache?

For what it's worth, the play, at least with its original cast, is fucking awesome.

Was she a great big fat person?

Don't drink the milk. There's a light bulb in it.

Not to mention their growing army of Angry Birds.

"How does the perfect human fall? This is how the perfect human falls." (Falls from ledge.)

I wish that it were still possible to make a living as a novelist on the midlist, and that bookstores still carried a full inventory of backlist books, especially genre fiction. Thanks a lot, Thor Power Tool Company v. Commissioner of Internal Revenue.