Oh, please. Because Hellboy 1 & 2 were joyless, sober explorations of man's insignificance and the death of hope.

agreed (and @JimTreacher:disqus too) but some of the other projects he stalled to do this looked like $$$ too: Mountains of Madness (with Cameron and Tom Cruise!); Dr. Strange (with Neil Gaiman!!!); Frankenstein; and c'mon, where's Hellboy 3?! Couldn't we have Ron Perlman fighting sea monsters from another dimension?
Al…

agreed (and @JimTreacher:disqus too) but some of the other projects he stalled to do this looked like $$$ too: Mountains of Madness (with Cameron and Tom Cruise!); Dr. Strange (with Neil Gaiman!!!); Frankenstein; and c'mon, where's Hellboy 3?! Couldn't we have Ron Perlman fighting sea monsters from another dimension?
Al…

Sorry to be the downer but… why is del Toro wasting his time on Transformers vs. Godzilla? This is the same guy who did Pan's Labyrinth?

Sorry to be the downer but… why is del Toro wasting his time on Transformers vs. Godzilla? This is the same guy who did Pan's Labyrinth?

If they promise to use this as the theme song, I promise to get cable to watch every episode. And buy the box-set:

If they promise to use this as the theme song, I promise to get cable to watch every episode. And buy the box-set:

Ian Ogilvy or GT… nah, my hearts not in it.

Ian Ogilvy or GT… nah, my hearts not in it.

The Liam & Ewan vs Darth Maul fight is the best sword fight in any Star Wars movie - perhaps in any movie period. It rates with Fllyn vs. Rathbone and Tyrone Power vs. Basil. 
Some nice man on YouTube edited-out all the boring crap, for maximum ownage:

The Liam & Ewan vs Darth Maul fight is the best sword fight in any Star Wars movie - perhaps in any movie period. It rates with Fllyn vs. Rathbone and Tyrone Power vs. Basil. 
Some nice man on YouTube edited-out all the boring crap, for maximum ownage:

That's a brilliant theory - I'm adopting it as canon. I just assumed he made all those dumb movies to keep busy after his wife's awful death.

That's a brilliant theory - I'm adopting it as canon. I just assumed he made all those dumb movies to keep busy after his wife's awful death.

…and Hunt Emerson was an excellent designer too - he did the cover of The (English) Beat's "Just Can't Stop it", as well as their Beat Girl logo.

…and Hunt Emerson was an excellent designer too - he did the cover of The (English) Beat's "Just Can't Stop it", as well as their Beat Girl logo.

funny, but 1) Helena Bonham Carter actually is British and b) Suranne Jones is much better looking. Way sexier, too.

funny, but 1) Helena Bonham Carter actually is British and b) Suranne Jones is much better looking. Way sexier, too.

my mind = blown.

my mind = blown.

thanks @avclub-efb3d8be0319721ef751da0b05d9f6a5:disqus and @avclub-8eb7b8f46fe2483716d1246310d138d0:disqus for the tips.