6.5 comments for each upvote? About as good as my ratio…

She was also in Explorers… didn't have much of a part, but I'm only a couple of years younger than her and I thought she was the bee's knees. This is sad.

I think this would have fit better in the Ted Cruz thread…

I meant first cousins… you can only marry your first cousin in 17 states and in D.C. Some other states allow it under certain circumstances: http://www.ncsl.org/researc…

Ironically, I think you can already do that in a bunch of states…

Yeah, that burns a little…

Hahaha… I think it makes me a horrible father, but I yell this at my kids all the time. But they say 'what?' too much… I also like yelling "English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?" My wife doesn't like it.

But what about taco-men? WON'T SOMEONE PUHLEEEZE THINK OF THE POOR TACO-MEN?!?!

10 year-old me has found his Messiah.

Or Para-Chore-Mal?

Damn, dude. I delivered for them for a while, and the worst that happened was one night I couldn't find a house, and knocked on what I thought was the door. Someone on the other side cocked a shotgun. I remember my manager was incredulous when I came back to the store with the pizza.

I know! It sounds kind of picky (ha), but I hate smooth plastic picks for that very reason.

You're on fire today, my friend…

Tortex picks were always my favorites… something about the texture really works.

Yeah, then he would have SOLD the watch to buy more meth… this stuff writes itself!

I'm going to be REALLY sad when Bladder Van Patten finally goes gently into that good night…

At the time, there wasn't much on, what with cable not being ubiquitous, so I watched a fair amount too. All I remember is one episode where Tommy's friend develops an alcohol problem, blacks out and loses his grandfather's watch. Mr. Bradford gives him a fatherly talking-to, and all is well. Watch is still gone, but…

My bad! Trying to juggle doing work with this mess here… probably should focus more on what's important.

I like how this comment is written as if it's in response to someone asking the question 'IS THAT A PORNO?!' when no one did.

At least she and I are on the same page…