I got scared, I'll admit… a bunch of 'people are typing' messages showed up and I couldn't handle the pressure.

To be clear, I'm just jacking around… kind of a boring Friday.

Ha… I wanted to make clear she wasn't my girlfriend… even after all these years, I don't want anyone getting the wrong idea about that.

Do any of these companies even MAKE comic books?!?

How about just thongs with little Ghostbuster logo pasties over their nipples? Great sexy Halloween costume tie-in!

First time I got drunk was on rum mixed with Ecto Cooler. Played grabass with my friend who was a girl, went back to school and had a great afternoon. Ah, memories. IF THEY BRING IT BACK IT WILL RAPE MY CHILDHOOD GOT DAMMIT!!!!!

Dude, no shit. I can't even… I mean, I have a specific memory of going to the movies when I was 10 and seeing the movie. I had a great time. I don't see how this movie has anything to do with that experience… it's just… wow. *head caves in under weight of how stupid*

Using actual logic, that would be true. But if you were of a mindset that desperately wanted to deny that racism is a thing, for whatever reason, not so much.

It's a weird new Catch-22… if you say you're NOT a racist (or you're dead), you're not a racist. If you say you ARE a racist, you're crazy, and therefore not a racist.

God Damn It.

I might be paraphrasing from a Vine, but "Yeah, well your name's Moon Blood good… so fuck you!"

Yeah, and how in those one movies the hero's name is 'Die Hard,' and that mustache guy plays 'The Octagon,' and so on and so forth. Elementary!

Jeez, I'll take you off the call list! I thought you wanted someone to call you when you could buy dope, gah….

I think we tied there…

*ring ring ring* "Hello?"
"Hi, is this Jose?"
"Yes?"
"I was just calling to tell you that you can just buy some dope with Bitcoin."

See, I don't really get what the big deal was. I'm positive that the majority of the people who were wagging their fingers all over the place had stolen something at one time or another.

I think he was employing a strategy known as 'hyperbole' to elicit a 'humorous response.' Also, litterbugs are scumbags and fuck them.

Seriously infuriating. I'm not proud of it, but I shoplifted plenty when I was younger, and I went through a healthy vandalism period. But I was never a big litterer. Just seems shitty.

I vote Mr. Deeds. I never got arrested, but I'd rather people know I shoplifted some shit than kissed Adam Sandler.

WTF is Lux Lisbon LOL