And that son of a bitch Toby Keith.

K. Thrace - So I'm guessing you grew up in Edmond? I grew up in Yukon, where Garth Brooks is from, but I understand he lived in Edmond for a time. And my sister-in-law went to school with those All-American Reject guys… didn't they have a formative band called the Lunch Bunch?

I'm being mostly facetious, of course. I've been jumped on multiple times in threads for saying 'metal' in apparently the wrong way. I was just trying to defuse the potential situation before it got started under someone else's comment.

Hey! Let's have that argument where someone refers to this band as 'metal,' and then someone else is like, 'Iron Maiden isn't metal at all.' And then people are like, 'Well what IS metal then,' and no one has a good answer, they just know that older bands are NOT METAL according to the current International Metal…

Sorry if I was being obscure… I was thinking about how Kim and Kelley are portrayed in loudQUIETloud, where they're hanging around at home knitting and being a couple of weird cat ladies. That's just how I imagined the conversation went when they decided where to tour. And I'm also upset they're coming nowhere near…

It's possible. I've never pretended to understand why she says the things she says.

Kim: *knitting a beard hat* So Kelley, where do you want to tour for Last Splash?
Kelley: *knitting a cat sweater* I don't know. What were you thinking? You wanna kick off in Dayton, our home town?
Kim: Nah. Let's kick off in Brooklyn. I hear it's really hip right now.
Kelley: Okay. So then you wanna work our way across…

That is one sweet mustache… just the kind you wanna take a ride on after a few cans of warm domestic.

I totally never understood why she didn't like her… I don't think it even had anything to do with the show's themes or anything, as far as I know. Sometimes you just don't like someone's face, I guess.

I grew up with this show and watching tons of reruns before we had cable. I remember my mom hated her guts, for some reason. This is sad, though.

@avclub-4602fc349ffc0ad649190e937f2a5f14:disqus That's what your mom said when Papa Bagocrap couldn't get his broom to fly.

Totally what I was thinking the whole time… Stephen Hawking on the 'Ace of Spades' cover would be sweet. 'That's. The. Way. I. Like. It. Baby. I. Don't. Want. To. Live. Forever.'

That and he blew all his Snow Day money on a lifetime membership to Gold's Gym.

This is what I don't get about the 'more guns=less deaths' argument. If people pretty much acknowledge that trained, armed guards don't stop shooters from shooting people, how do they think a bunch of random, gun-slinging goofballs will cause anything less than further mayhem?

Thank you for bravely speaking out against the Oxford comma! Not only is it unnecessary, it wastes precious space on the page we could be using for more ads!

Did someone say tacos? What kind? I've got some sauce, if you needs it!

"See? Over there… it's Demi, making out with Wilmer Valderrama."

I know… I probably shouldn't be too hard on the guy. He pretty much gets a pass from just Rushmore.

Exhibit #2! Hallpass! No!

Exhibit #1! Drillbit Taylor! No!