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Dan Tacos
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Owen Wilson! Dammit! Pick better things to be in! Jesus Christ! Get out your typewriter and write something better for yourself, if you have to! Fuck!

@Cathartic Bullets "You keep your ass in that kitchen until you learn to make a proper Catalonian pear aoli to go with this grilled cod and escargot!" *slapping sound, bereft crying*

It's not OVER 30 years later, it's MORE THAN 30 years later! Ah! Ah! Grammar Nazi in effect!

It's funny how making the thing longer than three minutes isn't even like, open for discussion. This byzantine, nonsensical political lobbying thing is the obvious, sensible choice for these guys.

I fully admit it's irrational…. I like Salinger as much as anyone, and I'm sure she's perfectly likeable as a human person. But actors and other public personalities are essentially products, and I find her particular packaging somehow disagreeable. I guess the name wasn't necessarily picked for that reason, but it

They may be doing the same thing, but where Zooey Deschanel's quirkiness comes off as studied and deliberate, Ellie Kemper gives the impression she can't be any other way. Or maybe I just irrationally don't like Deschanel. I mean, her name's Zooey, for Chrissake. 'Yeah, my parents named me after a Salinger character…

@avclub-6422e3b9b5a4d5582042acbf6096cb8d:disqus Yeah, you should say like 'party being' or 'festive entity.' Don't push your human agenda on the animals, man. (Sorry if you're not a man.)

Yikes.

Zaireeka was kind of gimmicky, but it at least had a point in that the gimmick impacted what you heard and how you experienced it. Sticking a thumb drive in a gummy brain doesn't really DO anything, it just leads people to never unwrap them so they can try selling them on eBay in a few years.

@avclub-0a7d7a81e8e3a20e4c34748e98ef45f6:disqus Wow, great! So we've established now that people with right-wing views are irrational, selfish pricks. And we've established that people with left-wing views are also irrational, selfish pricks, but in a slightly different way. And now we're wrapping it all together by

@avclub-0a7d7a81e8e3a20e4c34748e98ef45f6:disqus Wow, great! So we've established now that people with right-wing views are irrational, selfish pricks. And we've established that people with left-wing views are also irrational, selfish pricks, but in a slightly different way. And now we're wrapping it all together by

I remember when I got my first portable CD player, I got really high and listened to Last Splash through nice headphones, sitting on the porch on a perfect spring day. Great times. Too bad I don't live anywhere near where they're going to be playing it.

Awww, you're no fun. You could make a magazine cover with a bag of crap on it!

@avclub-b4238f7793ec8c1a632f14f2a1766c68:disqus Well yeah, Contemplating the Engine Room, but that wasn't like, a series of guests like Ball Hog. I know he had guests, but it was more cohesive. I meant like him guesting on other peoples' projects. I hope the Kelly Clarkson thing is a joke…

Oh, der. That Stooges thing happened…

What other projects has he been involved in? The Ball Hog or Tugboat thing was his project, and he got some pretty good people involved. I don't keep track of his every move… did he do an appearance on a Kesha song or something?

*Watt stands, head back, mustache ruffling in time with his breathing, sings* Big train! Big train! Come along and ride my big train….

Aside from the studied, affected 'quirkiness,' the greatest crime here is that they somehow dragged Mike Watt into their self-absorbed nonsense.

I was thinking how awesome it would be if he played it all fussy and bitchy like Harvey Pekar… "Spider Man foiled my robbery? Why's everybody have to be so STUPID?" *throws down bag of gold coins*

He's not the only thing, but 'kick his ass, Sea Bass!' immediately pops up in my head whenever I think about the movie.