Oh, I forgot about that one… probably because the tone is so different from the others. I thought it was pretty good. I like the part where the kid tells his Alec Baldwin his bong is a horn, and he demands the kid play a tune on it.

The Farrelly Brothers should just stop it. I thought Kingpin was good, mainly because of Bill Murray, the Mary movie was okay mostly because of Jonathan Richman, and of course Dumb and Dumber was watchable, mainly because of Sea Bass. But once the nineties were over, they should have been encased in Lucite and put in…

@avclub-f89827bb9d3e10d3c0abbe32af4af1f2:disqus You're right, it would only be comparable if Channing Tatum starred in a Scottish movie where their parliament building was taken over or something. That would actually be really entertaining, in a holy-shit kind of way…

I was thinking no one could look more like an animated piece of wood with a tape recorder inside it for transmitting lines than Gerard Butler, but if Channing Tatum is going to give it a shot, I'll bet he wins.

I wonder how Gavin and Stacey will translate… I watched the first two seasons of the British version, and it's not inherently very interesting. There are some funny 'characters,' but the leads are pretty boring, and the plot is basically non-existent. Now that I think about it, it'll probably be number one for the…

@avclub-b27cf97c2e282465fba1406e71ffb55c:disqus It's the dancing cats that will make the second fall of western civilization happen… them and pugs wearing little costumes.

I can't stand Boulder. I couldn't figure out how to act there so people would stop glaring and clucking and judging the fuck out of me.

I can't stand Boulder. I couldn't figure out how to act there so people would stop glaring and clucking and judging the fuck out of me.

I thought it was funny that it was such an important issue, and then the guy who made it jerked off in the street and everyone was like, 'Oh, never mind. Africa jerked off in the street. Let's start worrying about something else on Facebook.'

I already had seen her in other things when I got around to watching Trailer Park Boys, but her arc was pretty funny and entertaining. But really precious.

Uh oh, now we're throwing around the 'L' word…

@avclub-9079ea527e08a24dfad44e3302d5f091:disqus Oooh, Gary Glitter! Didn't he get arrested for doing stuff to kids a bunch of times?

I don't remember every playing those games to 'win' them… it's weird to think now that pretty much all video games were designed so you could never win them. Insanely, the only one I really mastered was that goddam E.T. game.

I don't remember every playing those games to 'win' them… it's weird to think now that pretty much all video games were designed so you could never win them. Insanely, the only one I really mastered was that goddam E.T. game.

@selena1981:disqus Well said. It does apply to life in general… I think it's just about goals. If your goal is to make money but you don't care how, you can do it if you're willing to make the sacrifices.

@avclub-17642f168c28dfb8656664961cc39197:disqus Well put. I figured it couldn't just be me… some of the pissiest responses I've ever gotten on here were from metalheads that jumped on innocent, off-the-cuff comments. Early in my music-listening development I veered away from metal because, for some reason, metal…

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That's not Gutenberg, it's Amadeus.

Why do I need BOTH hands above the blanket?

Oh dear… that hair has been split down to quarks. Would you say classic rock? Would Black Sabbath or Led Zeppelin, which inspired the original use of the term 'heavy metal,' now not qualify as metal?

Yeah, I'm not a metal guy so I may be uninformed on this, but they're maybe only two-fold better. Definitely better, but not THAT much better.