Yeah, and that's weird at the end, when Neil's wife is all like, 'nice to meet you Mr. Griffith,' like they share some kind of sexy secret. I know my wife would be less than thrilled if I brought that guy home with me out of nowhere.

I immediately rewatched that when they put it up on Netflix instant too… I hadn't seen it in years. Pretty fucking great all around.

Yeah, I had some of those Conan books when I was a kid… maybe it's because I was 10, but I thought that out of all the authors that hacked those things out, his were the best.

I didn't make it past, I think, page 5. I had heard great things about the series forever, and finally decided I would get into it. And the writing was so bad I just couldn't suspend enough disbelief. I may try again eventually, but jeez.

Or like a really elaborate diamond heist… and then when she got caught, she could pull a Franco, saying it was part of a performance art piece while throwing diamonds all over the floor.

He would say "Oh oh, looks like Putin escaped from the Kremlin again!" and laugh his ass off while Bill and Hillary stumbled, gagging, for the door.

Well, there's another childhood hero thrown on the scrap pile…

And in further news, journalism as a profession was declared dead of embarrassment this afternoon. More on this breaking story after we touch base with Matt Lauer, who will tell us about one of the Kardashians' vagina problems. Can you guess which one has an unnatural discharge problem? Here's a hint: fuck you,…

It's tough to make that shit up without being one of those people…

Being honest, the only one I've seen since I was eight or so was the original. I just remember the general arc being 1. some monster shows up 2. where's Godzilla? 3. Godzilla shows up 4. New monster kicks Godzilla's ass 5. Godzilla comes back and wins

Ha ha, werenewts. What's funnier than newts? Werenewts.

Liked for 'boogiecrat.' Would also have accepted 'rapist cmaper.'

Since it seems the zombie fad will never die (har har), why not just go ahead and make Godzilla a zombie dinosaur?

I know! So much of the old movies' appeal had to do with that rubber suit's personality, as weird as it is to say a rubber suit has a personality. Outside the first  one (Japanese cut, of course), they're not really interesting movies plot-wise. But watching that rubber suit stomp on model cities never, ever gets old.

My daughter laughs like a maniac every time that stupid Godzuki shows his face. I hate the way cartoons used to shoehorn in a total asshat character for comic relief, like Snarf or fucking Ortho. But, as my daughter's love for Godzuki shows, you can't argue with merchandising.

Matt Dillon's brother, who I've come to find much more entertaining. Kind of how Charlie Murphy is now preferable to Eddie.

While they can be uneven, I love the Young Ones and the Comic Strip shows. However, Alexei Sayles has always annoyed the shit out of me, even when I was young and impressionable.

Now that I think of it, I may have only watched like five episodes of this show. But it was that thing where somehow you just keep seeing the same five reruns when there's nothing else on and you give in to the fact that they keep showing Friends all the time. I remember the one where Phoebe runs funny, and the one…

After this review, I'll have to check out his books. I love Nation and Soft Focus, but I had a notion that his writing would be too self-indulgent and 'clever.' Kind of like Nick Cave's writing, it came off as really self-conscious and pretentious.

*sarcastically* Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!