Mark it on your calendars… this is the day the last breath exited the walking corpse of the 20th century, stomped out by the heels of the sneering, vapid, rhubarb-shaped disregard of Millenial ascendancy.

To me, this band is basically a soundtrack for failed relationships, and are therefore almost too depressing to listen to. Same thing for British Sea Power. Just makes me want to die.

To me, this band is basically a soundtrack for failed relationships, and are therefore almost too depressing to listen to. Same thing for British Sea Power. Just makes me want to die.

I would also respectfully submit 'Suddenly Everything Has Changed' as one of their saddest. Also 'Felt Good to Burn' from Hit to Death in the Future Head puts me in a certain kind of mood. I kind of don't even like 'Do You Realize?' It's a little too explicit about its subject.

I would also respectfully submit 'Suddenly Everything Has Changed' as one of their saddest. Also 'Felt Good to Burn' from Hit to Death in the Future Head puts me in a certain kind of mood. I kind of don't even like 'Do You Realize?' It's a little too explicit about its subject.

"Who's that moping around on my bridge?" roared the Troll.

"Who's that moping around on my bridge?" roared the Troll.

Yeah, I was a big fan for years… still like some of the older stuff, but it seems like he's spending more time trying to be "outrageous" than making decent songs. You can be "outrageous" all you want, but you have to back it up with something.

Yeah, I was a big fan for years… still like some of the older stuff, but it seems like he's spending more time trying to be "outrageous" than making decent songs. You can be "outrageous" all you want, but you have to back it up with something.

There's a Tom Waits song, something about how 'I hope my pony knows the way back home,' because SPOILER ALERT!

There's a Tom Waits song, something about how 'I hope my pony knows the way back home,' because SPOILER ALERT!

Well, where I come from, we don't use no dang serial commas, 'cause they're unnecessary and they junk up a ding-dang sentence. Kinda like puttin' periods at the end a' bullets. You gotta think a' the needs a' the READER, ya d-bag.

Well, where I come from, we don't use no dang serial commas, 'cause they're unnecessary and they junk up a ding-dang sentence. Kinda like puttin' periods at the end a' bullets. You gotta think a' the needs a' the READER, ya d-bag.

At one point I decided that 'hip' and 'cool' are two different things. Purely cool people are nice, and have interesting things to say and are fun to be around. Purely hip people know about all the new things, and are constantly trying to out name-drop/hobby-drop/band-drop/whatever you. There's a point at which those…

At one point I decided that 'hip' and 'cool' are two different things. Purely cool people are nice, and have interesting things to say and are fun to be around. Purely hip people know about all the new things, and are constantly trying to out name-drop/hobby-drop/band-drop/whatever you. There's a point at which those…

Yeah, I would be extremely careful about wearing bowties too often… I used to know a guy who really got into them, and it wasn't long before people were referring to him as Orville Redenbacher when he wasn't around.

Yeah, I would be extremely careful about wearing bowties too often… I used to know a guy who really got into them, and it wasn't long before people were referring to him as Orville Redenbacher when he wasn't around.

Well, mustaches, suspenders, Hitler-youth haircuts and fixed-gear bikes have been around forever, but it's only in the last half-dozen years that those things have coalesced into a defined 'style.' Is it a coincidence that all those people suddenly decided they liked that stuff, or is it more likely that a few people…

Well, mustaches, suspenders, Hitler-youth haircuts and fixed-gear bikes have been around forever, but it's only in the last half-dozen years that those things have coalesced into a defined 'style.' Is it a coincidence that all those people suddenly decided they liked that stuff, or is it more likely that a few people…

I'm so alternative now that I actually just dress business casual and get my hair trimmed at Supercuts. And then, just to show I don't care, I got a couple of kids and a wife, bought a house, and go to bed by 11, even on weekends. So while you're all out drinking PBRs and breakdancing, think about me, being a real…