I'm so alternative now that I actually just dress business casual and get my hair trimmed at Supercuts. And then, just to show I don't care, I got a couple of kids and a wife, bought a house, and go to bed by 11, even on weekends. So while you're all out drinking PBRs and breakdancing, think about me, being a real…

That's just it, it's not a new thing… I used to call these people 'scenesters' at one point in time, or else posers. When there's a subculture, whatever it is, it starts out small, and then becomes enlarged and codified by the larger society, which has to define everything that exists within it. Once it's codified,…

That's just it, it's not a new thing… I used to call these people 'scenesters' at one point in time, or else posers. When there's a subculture, whatever it is, it starts out small, and then becomes enlarged and codified by the larger society, which has to define everything that exists within it. Once it's codified,…

I think the difference between hipsters and regular people who like things is that regular people like things they like because they like them, while hipsters 'like' things to take part in a continuum constructed around social hierarchies. So the things being 'liked' do not, in themselves, have inherent value; their…

I think the difference between hipsters and regular people who like things is that regular people like things they like because they like them, while hipsters 'like' things to take part in a continuum constructed around social hierarchies. So the things being 'liked' do not, in themselves, have inherent value; their…

I used to be into fixies, back in like seventh grade. Then I got into toddle bikes, you know, where you just sit on it and use your feet like Fred Flintstone? They haven't really caught on yet, just me and a few guys from the record store ride them. Mine's made out of old two by fours.

I used to be into fixies, back in like seventh grade. Then I got into toddle bikes, you know, where you just sit on it and use your feet like Fred Flintstone? They haven't really caught on yet, just me and a few guys from the record store ride them. Mine's made out of old two by fours.

I meant the Stranger, which is when you lie on your hand  until it goes to sleep, and then pleasure yourself with it. It's supposed to provide the illusion that someone else (a stranger, I guess) is manipulating your junk.

I meant the Stranger, which is when you lie on your hand  until it goes to sleep, and then pleasure yourself with it. It's supposed to provide the illusion that someone else (a stranger, I guess) is manipulating your junk.

As it turned out, Bill Clinton put 'Big Brother' in his intern's mouth instead. Hey-o!

As it turned out, Bill Clinton put 'Big Brother' in his intern's mouth instead. Hey-o!

That's a sick pecan roll recipe… I was going to say it's spooky to make a dead woman's cookies, but then I looked it up and old Elizabeth Dole is still alive. On an unrelated note, I wonder if Bob Dole ever gives himself the Stranger with that crazy pen hand?

That's a sick pecan roll recipe… I was going to say it's spooky to make a dead woman's cookies, but then I looked it up and old Elizabeth Dole is still alive. On an unrelated note, I wonder if Bob Dole ever gives himself the Stranger with that crazy pen hand?

"So I woke up next to this Weimaraner, and she had all these ticks and the Southern lice variety, if you know what I mean. And that's when I decided I needed to settle down with a jailbait halfie girl."

"So I woke up next to this Weimaraner, and she had all these ticks and the Southern lice variety, if you know what I mean. And that's when I decided I needed to settle down with a jailbait halfie girl."

Well, heaven knows I'm miserable now : )

Well, heaven knows I'm miserable now : )

Curious Oranj, it was really nothing…

Curious Oranj, it was really nothing…

If it's not love then it's the first, the first, the first that will bring us together?