The screenplay is probably pretty dry.

That pun really took guts.

And, like, people could come in and ask "Watson the menu, then?"

Tom Cruise’s Mummy reboot to stay embalmed a little longer

Let me know when they have the wrap party.

Welp, I'll just be over here, never unseeing that.

…of serious internet commenting?

You'd think a guy named Holmes would have one or more permanent residences.

One of my favorite lines in the entire series.

Rainbow Road Trip

Pictured: Ralph Nadir

Also, they are known as zenith hipsters, or Zenths.

He looks like Jam from Detroit Rock City.

Thor: Ragnarok 'n Roll

*hurried, awkward small talk ensues*

Thor: Ragnarok: There, and Back Again

Binder? I hardly even know her!

WE HAVEN'T SOLVED DRUGS, YOU GUYS. I'M SORRY.

Man, all my intended comedic responses to this got really dark, really fast.

That oughtta Mollify the masses.