Allah & Order

2 Stoned Girls

Fangs for the explanation.

Why do we even have that lever?

I'm pretty drained from trying to figure it out.

*Clubs @mehdiakbar:disqus *

Damn hell! You say you won that?!

Don't bother me; I'm trying to think.

I finally got an Ollie Hopnoodle's Haven of Bliss notification!

I hope it doesn't go to his head.

Somewhere in Springfield Illinois, the comma factory is almost running at full capacity again.

I tried to get a Pepsi Free, but I still had to buy something.

There are dozens of us! DOZENS!

*selects Oddjob, crouches, lays waste to all competition*

Michael Crichton saw it coming! He saw it coming! All hail our Japanese overlords!

Is this about Jesus? Raimi has experience with promoting entertainment about the undead, so I'm sure he'll nail it.

We've found Yoko's account, fellas.

I haven't seen it yet, but Christoph Waltz is a goddamned treasure not to be wasted.

Don't be too sure. There are many kinds of glory.

Django Unchained