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Weasels Ripped My Flesh
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Trickle-down economics.

If time is money, you actually save by not streaming it. Reaganomics!

"Mommy, what's that man doing to that other man? Is, is he hurting him?!"

Paper Tiger, Duran Duran. That's a paper tiger.

Eat poodoo!

Put a diaper on it, squirt!

Ice of you to join us, Bonertime.

I'm half-Jedi, although you can't tell by looking at me.

I self-identify as a Sith.

-Disney

What a bitchy robot.

What is this, FFVIII? We all grew up together?

The AV Club

Oooooh, that'd be devine!

Call me when they get a fat kid to split the screen down the middle on the back of a deformed football player.

It was, and I loved it.

His favorite artist is Young Wheezy.

No, he was complaining about hip-pops.

Oh, good! They've brought back the napping threads.

Add strategic punches, and they become Pirates of Darkwater.