Hulu introduced "The, Commercials, The" programming in Germany. It was very misleading.

Like banging Eartha Kitt in the airplane restroom?

Shit.

Figured you'd sniff that one out.

That's some probing analysis there.

*ragelogout*

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That's gorram crazy.

The AV Club

I always thought that word was sexy.

Where's River Tam?

It's from his frat days. There used to be writing, too. It was…not appropriate.

Carbon helps us play!

LOOK AT ALL THIS SKIN I HAVE HARVESTED COLLECTED

Now who's being naive?

They're just trying to pad out the show.

There's blood in the water…

Red Tornado? Writing this thing is a breeze!

And that's the tooth!

Thunder, THUNDER, THUNDERPIMP.