Aw, geez, Rick.

Weasels Passes on Empire, Show Renewed for Three More Seasons

They should consider your idea in Steadman.

Pass.

Eventually, she'll go full Family Guy and her concerts will consist entirely of Conway Twitty clips.

*Taylor Swift brings Matt Nathanson out on stage during lunch break*

Not understanding most of the things on the internet, I assumed it was a current thing that I would eventually understand through context over repeated exposure.

If you make it past the offensive bits, quite.

Tea (bag) time, old chap.

None of the jokes I had related to this are remotely acceptable for publication here.

And we're all living in her Damacy.

Because they can't read. Because they're infants.

But still mildly satisfying.

It's like she's actively taunting millennials with "obscure" pop culture from a forgotten era.

Taylor Swift has become an eater of pop culture worlds. She's a tall skinny Unicron.

Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift
What are they feeding you?

I've got the Saddest 7-inch for ya right here!

What about AC/DCs, those who swing both ways?

Shyamalan's career will rise like the phoenix.

Good, you'd only kill Alien Jesus if he touched you.