Would that that jet ski were a me ski.

Two funny attractive women in the same movie? Spread it around, ladies.

Intellectual capital.

Dismahand

The best part of this is reading the comment in my head with the proper Emperor Palpatine voice and the accompanying music.

"You guys, there's like totally another half of this new moon."

"I'm the worst botanist on this planet!"

Ass. Director.

You cheeky bastard!

Not everyone can agree on what makes a good ass movie, if you don't mind me butting in and getting a little anal.

His character will be beyond the pale.

Yeah, he was the giant Unicorn in that Rainbow Brite movie.

We all know tech corps purport to do good, but what this show supposes is, maybe this one doesn't?

Dr. Dre is the Primatech of rap/hiphop.

What if she's wearing a Catholic schoolgirl outfit?

Cut. It. Out!

SO TAYLOR SWIFT IS DATING/GOING DOWN ON DAVE COULIER IN A THEATER NOW?

Right?

That's the Olde Engrish spelling.

Great. Thanks a lot, China.