Let's see how she handles this baton.

Fine! Sieve I care!

*strains to construct a decent joke*

(stop feeding it)

If females want to close the wage gap, then perhaps they had better start being born RDJ.

The ol' click-n-'bate happens to be my regular Saturday night thing.

Have you tried the fried snark balls? OMG, they're amazing here.

Will the patriarchy ever win?

Laborious aw fuck it

I was saying this suit boo-urns!

This is a good yoke.

Eh, that's a little cheesy.

The burning is love!

He'll scramble to escape, naturally.

Does the blind guy really care about looks?

Love of mine, someday you will find
My tongue in your behind

Something something black son.

He better be careful, marriage is not an Easy Ride.

The guy who likes that label?

I will hashtag you, mister. So hard.