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SHE WAS ALSO GREAT IN ROSEANNE, YOU BASTARDS

Any man named Lindsey must be elegant!

I'd like to see a Bran Stark-centric spinoff titled How to Get Away with Hodor.

That would be the only proper title for a reality show based on her family. I think the viewership would spike in the first few minutes, then taper off dramatically.

They're getting the Ray-band back together! Glasses joke.

Because he's a smuck(er)?

Be honest, it's just a crusty box of Polaroids, isn't it.

"Gimme the juice, the Meta-muc!"

I SAID GOOD DAY!

Oh, so you like memes? Why don't you tell me about them…

You get nothing. You lose! Good day, sir.

I listened to The Ascent of Stan on the way into work this morning. That whole album is amazing.

Holy shit. I would watch that.

Reese's pieces. Mmmmmmmmm.

A Far Off Prace

He's no Lady Bird.

I understand, but resist the urge. That movie cannot possibly be bested outside of that cast with that budget and that technology.

I WILL FIND HIM

I got some nocturnal animals for ya right here!

I got that reference!