Woo! Hey hey hey hey.

"Who wants a pizza? I want a pizza."

You really need to clarify the BF. The invitation was very misleading.

"Son of a bitch must pay."

The perfect name for a Denver specialty tea shop!

That whole area's gone to pot, culturally speaking.

@MatthewLillardFan(somenumbers, maybe) wants to watch that.

Clever use of retconning, of course.

You owe it to yourself, Denver.

*commits honorable wedgie on self, joins ancestor nerds in glorious virgin-filled afterlife*

Netflix needs to conquer Australia and build up before expanding into Asia.

And never share queues with a Sicilian when death is on the line!

"That's the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there."

@Scrawler2:disqus!

Parker Posey Blossoms, Can't Lose

The black magic vortex that is Disqus allows me to see through your ruse.

He's a Ruddy liar!

Then per the immutable rule by which I have bound myself, I must have reservations about those, too.

Pictured: two of these men are pedophiles. Can you guess which ones? That's right, all of them.

Laser tag was and is rad, sir.