Joke's on you; they don't teach us anything!

"Would you like to hear more?"

Handtric.

Woo hoo!

Which translates to "a mild enjoyment of kittens."

..that came about through a series of unfortunate events?

"I just wanted to kiss her…down there"

I am the locks that curl around the realm of men.

And now our hair watch has begun.

Can't, man.

Rawr.

"What if we do it with a female cast?" — Paul Feige

He hasn't done anything groundbreaking since the funeral.

That's precious.

60% of the time, the director will quit every time!

She was too fabulous for that shit.

"Fishin' Accomplished"

Blame Canada!

You can resurrect two things!

The most blatant case of false advertising since…