better him than
that dickstain johnny depp.

"i'll take it"
d'arcy wretzky re: meth

awesome
yep

blerds
are the worst.

i hear Emily's got a mega-bush

this is my
surprised face.

he preys on neighborhood kids out of that Malcolm in the Middle house

only bad things can come of this.
.

starring
Katherine Heigl, Richard Gere, and Chris Klein.

donald tr—
nope.

you know,
canadians might be sanctimonious and bland, but america has been protecting canada ever since england stopped.
- hank r. hill

i just finished the 'how many justin biebers could you take in a fight?' quiz.

this has nothing to do with who's smrter (oiswidt)… it's that there are literally thousands of fucking Pols begging for money in huddled masses around Dublin. i'd imagine, with the neutering of the celtic tiger over the past 12mos, it's considerably worse now than when i worked there.

money?
Is that why the original (planned) cast went skidoo?

or is. fuck. whatever. fuck. ECONOMY.

you're not going to convince birthers that obama was born in this country, just as you're not going to convince black people that he's not a shitty empty suit.

: my patience with Johnny Depp diarrheaing in theatres nationwide.

she was good in Party Down, but not great.

who?
who?

she's a
cunt. that is all.