was George Wendt not available?

watch your wallet around
the Polish beggars. they're everywhere.

condoms are great because they cover the only part of the body that touches the other person's "insert-here" during sex. they prevent VD 100% of the time, but i still wrap my rascal two times.

bucka bucka or woozle wuzzle

chickens don't clap

oh
yeah

+ Reginald VelJohnson

Not just that, but who the shit is paying to keep him on the air? There's no way enough people tune into his show(s) to make any sense for anyone to advertise.

seems a bit racist to replace her with
Scott Pelley… a white man.

it's because she didn't know what the internet was in 1996. what does that "@" symbol mean?!

a plea:
Please, please, please do not see this movie. Stop encouraging Hollywood to continue phoning it in.

you had me at 'meat tornado'

haha
old people.

can we also get some
3d texting crapabilities? this would be especially helpful while driving.

Good taste is clip shows and "Real Housewives" spoofs?

30 Rock has been an absolute abortion this season. Paul Reiser striking out is funnier than Tina Fey getting old and droopy.

nope.

franklin delano bluth
has been brought in to mediate. details to follow.

what an 'orrible cunt
.

awesome
yessir