New Comics Wednesday

Very slowly working my way through a book of folk tales. Most of the European ones are dull as fuck. Snow White gets tricked three times then is saved when the people carrying her casket trip, dislodging the piece of apple from her throat. Oh, she's also only seven years old.

For all the articles on buzzfeed about cultural appropriation, it's funny that they have just as many articles abusing the term spirit animal.

I remember watching Superbad hungover in theaters with my roommate after our first night back at college (Sophomore year). Liquor was flowing heavy that night, and we both drank way more Goldshlagger than any other kind. The scene where the "Goldslick" bottle breaks on the bus made us both run to the bathroom to puke.…

Yup. I don't know when it clicked for me, but I now look forward to it every week.

"I feel like I'm 11 again!"
"… No you don't."

What was the lesson of Urkel turning into a kung-fu master by stepping into a machine?

That's 'cause Summer from the Earth they Cronenberg'd was the VBOABS but this one's cool.

Downvoted for "in the feels"

Auto Erotic Assimilation should have been Auto ErotRick

Not a fan of CGI. Or Hal Jordan.

Reread a few of Morrison's JLA arcs (Rock of Ages, Strength in Numbers, and World War III) kind of recently. I love how he writes Kyle. "I'm just some guy with a ring, man" and then later "the ring didn't choose my because I'm a chump." I feel like lots of writers have kept Kyle as a newbie despite proving himself…

The fanboy one or the Corpse? I guess I should check it out—I did hear good things about it but the art style is a huge turnoff for me.

There are now more shitty episodes than quality episodes.

Time traveling Oprah!

Add "all the feels" and "-gate" and that's how I feel.

really excited to pick up Secret Six and Robin: Son of Batman tomorrow. and, to a lesser extent, Martian Manhunter.

"Where's the bathroom?"
"Where isn't the bathroom!"

That's how I feel about PFT (who I enjoy but not as much as some of his more rabid fans).

I am offended by the word thief. Please change it so it doesn't cut through my thin skin :(