Becuase that would be a Trump loss, which would reflect negatively on the party.

Very much so!

According to 538 this morning, Millennials are killing the antique furniture market!

And proud of it!

Small boobs are very in this decade as well.

It's the new spitting on dicks.

People Idiots on 4Chan are convinced that ChannelAwesome is full of bloodthirsty sexual deviants. Anybody can make shit up because they feel the need.

'Still not ringing a bell."

This was a standard deflection in Israeli media. Not so much now.

COCK COCK! JISM! GRANDMA! COCK!

Not dour enough.

Only if she stays in Avignon.

"ADM"
"Tyco"
"WorldCom"

He's so affable!

Cher Horowitz remains my one true love.

When Donny surfed there.

There is something very late-2000s about it.

This > "Ebony and Ivory"

In Russia, "Nazi" refers to literally any enemy of Russia.

Funny, I can't seem to find Whiteland on a map.