Yeah, bad Sundance soundtracks are a genre unto themselves, with all that fucking glockenspiel.

Sometimes. But generally speaking, it wasn't that kind of Civil War.

Whatever kind of movies end up representing the worst excesses of the counterculture of the mid-2020s while also being easy to write and cheap to produce.

Dour Sundance: 1995-2007
Quirky Sundance: 2007-2016
Surreal Sundance: 2016-present

(GASP) Somebody else likes The Living Daylights more than License to Kill! Yeah, Bond walks a narrow path between being too formulaic or too off-brand. License is one of the latter.

Yes, but the series is still overdue for another revamp.

So, let's be clear: there are more bad Bond movies than good ones, right?

I hope not. She's our generation's Alicia Silverstone!

The mustache suits him. It makes him look less like an egg.

Pro: Sandler does a good job
Con: It's one of those movies where one person's horrific tragedy is a motivational tool for the protagonist's self-actualization. If the roles were reversed, it could plausibly have been called a White Savior story.

This idea definitely isn't already past its sell-by date!

Cutting off what?

And now apparently the WH is looking into using web records to put together an enemies list. In the millions.

"While their motives were worse without a doubt, it's a bit weird to criticize them for turning against their country while praising Washington and Jefferson for basically doing the same thing."

DC is already across the Mason-Dixon Line.

Also, widespread media opposition to Nazism was state-supported. You bet your ass if there was a War Production Office today, it'd blackball that sentiment.

All I know is that my many in my family never forgave Roosevelt for not joining the Commonwealth in declaring war on Day 1. That's on my mom's side. On my dad's side they joined up I 39, so it looks like they felt the same way.

I felt a sudden urge to watch Munich, personally. It's not directly applicable, but I need a fix of Remorse Without Regret.

What if I don't run into any?

No, they see the irony. They just genuinely don't care. They'd rather their grandfathers had lost.