George Miller would be perfect for Star Wars. He can handle action, he can handle family films, and he's super-meticulous.

There are original cuts still floating around on 35mm. I have a copy.

That's what we call shifting responsibility.

Octopus or GTFO.

And write bizarre stage directions that are meant to insult fictional characters.

Please don't get Brad Bird. If Tomorrowland was any indication, he's turning into the family film version of Bono.

Oh God, is that what they did!?

And also you'd be making the case for people who don't believe in paying artists and craftsmen. Or any workers, for that matter.

And then he used his Jurassic Park cred to make one of the worst passion projects of this year.

He looks like a petty evil scientist.

Oh. They made it sound like it had already happened.

WAIT WAIT WAIT.

Is that an AI mistake or is it a Picture Car Warehouse mistake?

I actually think the prologue is the best part.

I want this on a poster.

Which is itself deeply annoying.

Think of Yanukovych. If Trump fled to Russia, he would be an unequivocal puppet/traitor. Openly supporting him in the public sphere would become taboo.

I think we all know who's fault this is.

It must be a deeply one-sided friendship. Gordon Gekko is a slimy criminal, but he's a genuinely smart person who is able to conceive of business as more than a zero-sum game. The "greed is good" speech alone demonstrates an understanding of mutual benefit that Trump doesn't appear capable of.

Or any given woman in a Golden-Age Hollywood movie.