"…but ultimately the whole thing is meaningless."

Is it a contract? Because if it's a contract, you know he'd sue the shit out of the producers. But I wouldn't put it past him to make a list of demands that isn't binding or enforceable, either.

"Exile to Russia" really is the best option politically. It would ironically solve a lot of problems that the actual legal process wouldn't.

Donald Trump: officially lazier than an extra on a TV show.

When did we as English-speakers decide that "diva" is the same thing as "prima donna?"

Flames.

Wait, they did another His Dark Materials adaptation?

I don't understand Cabbage Patch Kids. People in the '80s must have really liked Cronenbergian-levels of apple-cheek.

You have thirty minutes to move your figurine.

Shame on you for not having adequate disposable income or savings!

And yet just today, Gustavo Arellano is discussing cultural appropriation of burritos on Good Food.

What do you call it when tall, thin men are taught to feel insecure about their manhood and make up for it with aggression and belligerence? Because that's what I have.

Badda bing!

Is Scott Walker actually unpopular now, or is it still just the way things should be?

I must say, by becoming the most unpopular governor in US history, he has ensured his place in history and makes all of us feel very unaccomplished.

Kleptocracy. It's the way of the future.

The Mooch thought he was Tommy DeVito, but he was really Alfred Molina in Boogie Nights.

Fun fact: everyone I knew in elementary school insisted that those were the lyrics, and that I was crazy because "macho" isn't a word.

Suspenders.

You say "stupid thugs" like it's a bad thing. Christie's just exercising some old fashioned Jersey Muscle! Badda bing! Ohhhh!