(Spike Lee angrily tweets Thorin Oakenshield's address)

Oh, I'm aware of that.

I was going to Dodgers games in the late '90s.

American Heroes Week
American Dream Week
American Beauty Week
American Splendor Week
American Pastoral Week
American Movie Week
American Pie Week

Chaos is a ladder.

Do you not know what inmates do to convicted cops?

Oh, hello.

He's not, but he may still want to put distance between himself and Trump, to probably no effect.

I don't think they aren't. I just went for the most iconic image I could think of.

I meant they're going to kill him in there.

Next stop, Political Officers!

Please don't say it's John Delaney.

Your pregnant wife leaving you, missing the birth of child, over a job you lose before you technically even begin: The American Dream
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He risks losing either way. Being a moderate didn't stop Lincoln Chaffee from being wiped out in 2006.

"Liked," but not liked.

Netanyahu is under fire for creating a needless and scary diplomatic crisis with Israel's only trustworthy strategic partner in the region, and the country with which it has the longest border, in order to bolster his waning cult of personality. This in addition to being under three separate criminal corruption…

*moreso.

He doesn't have the core strength. He's mortally frightened of stairs, for fuck's sake.

Two months in jail for a notoriously sadistic, grandstanding cop convicted for acting far beyond his duties and abusing inmates would probably be like two years in jail for a normal person.

In pink undies.