Maybe it's growing up during and after grunge and Pulp Fiction, but heroin has always seemed a white person's drug to me.

Somewhere in Israel (I forget where) is a neighborhood watch sign in front of a park that has that logo and then a caption to the effect of "beware of men in hats and trenchcoats; they are spies."

What if their parents do drugs? That's a proven disincentive.

Weed makes me attracted to gentile women.

Never. Never smoked pot. My abusive hardcore stoner dad insisted that it didn't work, but I never tried the stuff, so what does that tell you?

Clearly, you didn't go to Don Benito, Class of 2001!

I thought that was AIDS.

Your name: Martin Scorsese.

I'm not sure either has proven to be a failure.

It worked for me!

Now I want some Rachel Leigh Cook.

But do you know what all eleven forks are for?

He's fucking right. In Israel, being more than 30 minutes late is unforgivable, let alone being openly too lazy to show up.

Where the fuck did you prep?

And yet we call out the masses for liking The Big Bang Theory?

Nolan is one of those people who is so deeply invested in his own work that anything outside of it is easy to overlook. Unfortunately, this gives the outside impression that he's a snob.

I'm not denying that It happened. I just don't like it.

I thought that twist was cute. It made Dope feel like a comedy of youth as youth sees it, which is what reminded me of Superbad.

Having a PG-rated version of Saturday Night Fever is missing the point.

I was just thinking last week about how it follows the rules of pre-Elizabethan theater.