Looking for Mr. Goodbar (1977): About as gross as a movie about Diane Keaton receiving karmic punishment for trolling for peen can be.

I just watched Animal House for the first time last week. It totally holds up. If anything, the vast array of shitty imitators only makes it more impressive.

Is that something Rob Schneider actually ever said in a movie, or are we just in collective agreement that he might as well have?

I read he was in Nebraska.

Doesn't conventional wisdom dictate that people who were cool in high school are losers?

Maybe they think Scorsese is directing!

I thought she was trying to evoke Rome. Not just ancient Rome but the entire history of Rome.

Theatre majors are the one aspect of theatre to which film majors can feel superior.

"Well, she's honest."

For me that was Men in Black. All I knew is that Will Smith was cool, they wore nice suits, and that it would be the first PG-13 movie my mother was willing to take me to.

What a class act!

That picture is making me feel things.

Whaat? Noo!

He's no Biko.

What about all the extremely angry young guys who couldn't stop posting?

Eh, we had stuff like that before, back in the day. "Black Lives Matter doesn't kidnap white teenage girls for virgin sacrifices" is the new "The Pope is planning to relocate the Holy See to Indianapolis in order to conquer the United States."

Soon, soon, you're a balloon!

Nah. Ted Knight's character is still an effete government employee. Trump is Jackie Mason in Caddyshack 2.

Have we figured out what that's about?

I would actually like to read that.