The unblemished red heifer. A few different people are working on that. Mind you, it needs to be born in Israel and then sacrificed at a restored Third Temple in Jerusalem, and frankly that sounds a lot harder to accomplish.

Don't you know, Medrawt! God works for you! He's your servant, and if He doesn't obey your wishes, you must be a bad person! #ProsperityGospel

The Dalton Drive is just the dulcet tones of Timothy Dalton.

Fun fact: I work in television, have had occasion to meet multiple Nickelback fans, and thus far they have all been college-aged African-American transplants from the Cotton Belt.

Corky Romano was truly the second-worst movie of the fall of 2001.

Shamefully I always think "it's Mohinder's father from Heroes!"

1. Temple of Doom is annoying and tonally confused.

So…Bobby Deerfield.

I never got a clear read on what Gone Girl was trying to say. I didn't like it.

"I called him El Guappo, and he called me racist."

Really surprised to hear the reviewer unaware of the term "Petit Bourgeois." My dad used it all the time to refer to himself.

tl;dr The Russians do, in fact, love their children too.

They got nothing on Romania. Ceausescu basically intentionally bred an entire generation of orphans to become an army that would throw off the influence of the Warsaw Pact and enable the establishment of a Romanian sphere of influence. But he was overthrown and executed in the earliest phases, so there's are just like…

I'm surprised this never became a whitewashing scandal. Albeit Mexico has Jews.

That's a preposterous misunderstanding of Nolan's Batman. While problematic in its own ways, the Nolan Batman is in the same vein of Jack Bauer or Craig as Bond– a sacrificial lamb for duty above all. Trump is basically the opposite of that.

I wonder if it has anything to do with how much involvement the Showtime CEO of Creepy Underage Sex has in each series.

The problem with the budget isn't Ghostbusters' problem, it's a problem throughout the entire studio system.

How far up are you that England is down?

So…Crooklyn is a Spike Lee send-up of Spike Lee movies?

I too was reminded very much of the internet. And Robert Altman.