Good evening, Brian. I'm opening a new boutique!

The best lifehacks come from "Hints from Heloise."

They've been my favorite band for decades. That's how uncool I am!

Thanks!

Embedding auto-play videos in a story is a dick move.

You know how I know you're gay?

Maybe Avatar wasn't based on the artwork for Yes or Asia. What about covers for Uriah Heep, huh? What about them?!

An eight-team invitational, Uruguay 1930. After WWII killed the original US soccer program they actually had no team assembled when they were invited to the 1950 tourney. That was the time a ragtag bunch stunned England 1-0.
It seems strange today, but before that war soccer was one of the biggest sports in America,…

Marah has it right for me, but I'm a soccer freak. That day at the Cotton Bowl was as unforgettable as it was overwhelming.
Growing up as part of 1st gen USA soccer, I had heard about theis "World Cup" my whole life, but because the USA was never in it, we rarely ever got more coverage than the final match. I was 20…

I went as Andres Escobar for Hallowe'en that year. Yellow Oxford shirt with collar dyed blue (I even had it lettered and numbered), and my usual soccer gear for the rest. Some nice latex bullet wounds and plenty of corn-syrup-and-food-dye blood. Good party that year.

Cowboys 30 - 13 Bills
Emmitt Smith MVP with 132 yards and 2 TD's on 30 carries. James Washington was robbed of the co-MVP because his interception (after 2 fumble recoveries, one for a TD) came late in the game, probably after the voting was done.
I don't feel too bad for Washington though, because 2 years later Neil…

I never fail to grin like an absolute idiot every time I see Buzz Aldrin yelling stuff at the moon.

I want to truly thank you, @Lack of Name, for that suggestion. No actual vengeance will be necessary, but no joke, I am amending my will to indicate that any person who wishes to eulogize me end the speech with "By Grabthor's hammer, you shall be avenged."

I have no response to that.

It's pretty low-rated by Bruce fans, especially AVC Bruce fans, but dang if Rosalita doesn't make me sing and smile for its entire runtime.

I hate that show with a burning passion. It venerates the ruling class and reminds the serf class that they're just so goshdarned lucky to have a job at all in order to distract from the fact that jobs aren't created by bosses, but by consumers.
Shirley in accounts receivable does a good job every day, but she's…

Never, ever any love for Mastergate by the late, great Larry Gelbart.
"I was one of the people who was the President at the time, though I can't say with certainty that any of those people knew it then or now." - Major Manley Battles, America's only 4-star major.

This, motherfuckers. THIS.

The Yellow Rehearsal Dinner!

Stannis does have all the dragon-scale knives to kill White Walkers. He might need someone to wield them.