Downvoted for thinly veiled racism.

"No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up."

Sweetums predates The Muppet Show by about five years.

When Carroll Spinney passes, I will unashamedly fucking lose my shit.

This.

Read this list late, as I never thought 6-episode shots would appear. And Bent was wonderful.
So did anyone see The Jake Effect? Jason Bateman, Greg Grunberg and the criminally underrated Nikki Cox. Plus Kyle Gass as a chemistry teacher who's far more interested in making his students laugh than learn.
"How'd your class…

Tears of joy?

Hear hear. I've been enderjed since my first ISP account in the early nineties.

What's wrong? We have souls.
Knew I should have taken the deal when that Scratch gentleman offered $5 for it.

Losing Jon Lord was pretty tough. Ritchie Blackmore….
OH GOD
OH GOD
OH GOD…Jimmy Page. *whimper*

High vibration go on

I thought it was subtract thirty-two and multiply by nine fifths?

Best Pryor line cut from final draft:
Lily von Schtupp: Oh, it's twue! It's twue, it's twue!
Sheriff Bart: Lily, please! You're suckin' on my elbow!

Favorite Brooks story: He taped a one-man Q & A type show called "An Evening with Mel Brooks," taking questions from random audience members and telling funny stories. His longtime, well-known former model/actress spouse was in the stands and asked this question: Is it true that your wife is one of the most beautiful…

It is better to copulate than never.

As a (soccer) referee with 30+ years of experience, the one thing I do like about baseball is that they have maybe the best officials and definitely the best system of officiating in sports. The flip side of that coin is basketball. I can barely watch my home team when they're in the playoffs because the NBA has by…

I know your receiver is triple-covered, but if you don't throw it to him, that's both boring and pussy.
Your argument sounds pretty stupid when applied to football I think.

Take out Siragusa and I'll agree with you. Johnston is so underrated.

Last game of the season; can't hold anything back now!

Al Michaels is a good play-by-play guy, but I seriously blame him for announcers nowadays thinking it's okay to call the reverse play as an end-around. The reverse uses a wideout and the end-around uses a tight END, get it? Irritates the fuck out of me.