What an enormous tool. When Thornton started being a dick, I was just hoping the interviewer would cut it short by saying something like, "We'd like to thank Billy Bob Thornton for being with us. His band Bad Santa and the Sling Blades played LAST NIGHT. Hope those of you who were there enjoyed the show."
If he…

Where will Mr. awesome get his Trans-Ams now that Pontiac is being phased out? Huh? Won't anyone think of Mr. Awesome?

I'm lizzing! I'M LIZZING!!!

Lazarus Long: You live and learn, or you don't live long.

Please, AVC, before he dies: interview Larry Gelbart.

The only time I ever see/hear about these ads is when y'all bring it up. Seriously, folks. It's called Firefox w/ Adblock. Check into it.
Apologies to the AVC ad sales dept.

Thi is Chuck reminding Bill to SHUT! UP!

Ibida?

testes, testes
one, two….three?

Ordinary People is the first movie I thought of when I read the title of the article. As a depressed teen myself, I was wrecked. That film is so good, it made me hate Mary Tyler Moore. Mary Tyler Moore!

I had successfully avoided Armageddon until a few months ago, when my harping about Michael Bay got my then-girlfriend fed up and she made me watch it.
Man, was I pissed when I teared up at the end.
Those tears, as one of the AVC contributors once put it, were not earned. Cheap, melodramatic, swelling-music tears, not…

I'm not the first person to ask for a Will Patton Random Roles.

I had kids before any of my high school friends. One of my best friends, an only child, would often make the global overpopulation argument for his desire to remain childless. I countered by appealing to his vanity. "Dude, you're smart enough to at least know about that stuff. Meanwhile, the unwashed, uneducated…

That was a real commercial for Cling Free fabric softener sheets. http://www.youtube.com/watc…
My favorite early Krakowski is still National Lampoon's Vacation. "Daddy says I'm the best."
According to the intertubes, she played Betty Rubble in Flintstones: Viva Rock Vegas. Now I have to see that. Betty is the hottest…

Am I the only user who goes directly to the network sites to watch stuff instead if Hulu? If I miss Battlestar, I go to Scifi.com, NBC.com for 30 Rock (hi def!), etc.

Conan: Let's hear it for the central time zone, the best damn time zone in the world!

Unfortunately, Bob, we can't know if our presumed clue is correct until next week. And I generally stay silent when I'm not sure, don't know about y'all.

I was gonna call it "Chuck Bartowski Is Sitting On Top of the World," but now I think I might as well just call it "Chuck Bartowski Can Sit On Top of the World Just As Long As He Doesn't Sit in the Beverly Palm Hotel 'Cause There's No Intersects Allowed in There!

That championship was fun. But do you remember the ad campaign the following season? Their motto on billboards and such was "Never Say Die!"
Correct me if I'm wrong here, but isn't that something you say when things AREN'T going well?

I remember he had six jerseys for every game. If he scored six, he sat out the rest of the game.