Good thing I can read Braille…

A littlle Torgo's Executive Poweder for you, TWfS? It really soothes the fire.

No way…
I'm literally angry with rage!

It's true. Prior to Bad Boys 2, everything can be forgiven as merely pre-real.

Beanerbot 3000's mind is so loco, and can further transform other robots' material into an explosion of self-congratulatory mugging.

You simply can't reason with those people, and I'm frankly done with the entire pointless dialog. I say we tell them they win, and we pool our money and ship them to the magical land of no taxes and government: Somalia!

Yes, the Vulcan breast-feeding ritual scene just about blew my mind.

@bascule - We were so, so close with the movie "Mermaids". Also, she was, like, 16 at the time. Sigh… time for another visit from the soldering iron to my impure flesh again.

…But not until the end, when it's determined - as always - that the threat cannot be overcome by any one Caruso.

@English: Are you a pleasure model by any chance?

Yes, you're in deep d'oh now.

Alf Pogs.

I'm sure I'd feel much worse about it if I weren't so heavily sedated.

Even the fat guy with the Babylon 5 t-shirt got a handjob!

The Cell 2?
Someone just payed some bills, son!

I would also take "Norm Plus One" over most any show, any day of the week.

Yes. I demand that some network pick up that show… Honestly, why can't anyone find the right vehicle for Norm MacDonald?

@littlealex: Swear to god, if you don't stop giving Shamalan story ideas…

Yes. Well, mostly. It was partly read aloud to me by someone falling through a sewer grate. Dog, do you do your own punctuation.

I would like my mustache Burt Reynolds circa Cop and 1/2.