Kicking and Screaming…double feature idea!

Not if you're the man on the moon.

NOW we're getting down to the core of the problem.

The Bacon Brothers once opened for Elvis Costello…you take it from there.

In a sense…didn't we all? Didn't we all?

I'd love a Criterion Collection version some day.

Is that the one where he seems to be walking on the sides of his feet? I didn't think it was dancing…always thought of it as some kind of Jerry Lewis spasmodics.

One of the greatest concert moments I ever had was watching him do that late in a show about 10 years ago.

Maybe Henley tells them to get out of his cab. It would score him some points with me if he did.

Strange as it sounds, it looks more and more like the reason for falling crime rates is the decreasing prevalence of lead (gasoline, paint, etc).

A doc on Billie Jean King is a good idea…but was she really a "master" worthy of being commemorated? It seems like the premise of the series, at least judging by its title, is being confused with "notable American." I haven't paid attention to this series in recent years. Is definition creep setting in?

Thank you, Terry1. That headline…it's gemlike in its solidity, it cannot be boiled down any further…it's like the ultimate distilled essence of the AV Club's obsequiousness toward (the right) comedians.

Dooshbaghe!

Mine too!

No?

The overrated, not-that-funny one? That's odd.

But gay…that's a bridge too far.

Rock-n-roll opinions that you get from mom and dad are always the best kind.

Why do the Jews have to clean up after you? Haven't they suffered enough?

It's the lost verse to Pina Colada.