I agree—you enjoyed it.

Wasn't that like nine months ago?

Because none of them lived long enough to see it?

Sounds like my wedding night.

Strong.

Is it possible that it hasn't quite been spoiled, since everyone's talking about Danny McBride as the spoiled (spoilee? subject of spoilness?) and I assumed you were referring to a certain actress?

Is this where the Annette Bening comment/urban legend goes?

I thought it was kind of a shame that the "Indian genocide" guy got lumped in with the others. I don't think he's right exactly, but I think he's picking up on things that are genuinely there, as subtext. (As opposed to his overdone conviction that they're some sort of clue-building key to the "real" meaning of the…

You know, it's weird. I had never heard of that word as a racial epithet until about 10-12 years ago, when that Phillip Roth novel came out. (Human Stain?) I was in my early 30s by then. It struck me as implausible that someone college-age would pick up on it as a slur, it seemed like something that someone of Roth's…

Wait, are we still talking about Dolly Parton's tits?

Or the other.

Didn't watch the trailer, eh?

The valedictorian wasn't dim in Reality Bites. She was just played by Winona Ryder.

who?

Stop showing us your butthole pugs.

CockSmuckers Blues.

Well…I can make a little elbow room, if that works.

You're here, so I take it you cried your way out of him shooting you.

As Stephen Colbert once said: It's a chance to catch up with and then lose interest in old friends all over again!

Jesus, where did you live that it's full of teenage girls whose cruelty consists of glimmers of pity and sympathy?