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Gern Blanston
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You can always count on a murderer for a fancy prose style. 

For what it's worth, I think you look fantastic in that dilemma.

Was Condoleeza's hair considered long?

For use at any point in the history of mankind, post-first-figleaf:

ha! Got it.

I assume that's the production whose film version is on dvd (and netflix streaming)? Have you seen the film, and if so, is it as good as the stage production itself?

Did you reach a middle ground, where you're disappointed that your director wasn't the genius but realized a good tip is a good tip? Which, I'm guessing, probably didn't originate with this show either.

Again?!? I am out RAGED.

Sort of the way "Mariska Hargitay" as a mantra (or whatever) was the only funny idea in The Guru. Which they must have guessed, because I vaguely remember them doing it 20 times.

Underrated. Give it a try.

Which I remember being kind of a stupid scene, even in the book. But it's been at least 20 years…is it more plausible than I remember, that someone could both fail to outrun a lawnmower and somehow end up all bladed up by it?

Keios, I just googled "fucking hardcore." Didn't look like what you were saying.

Don't have a caption. I just imagine they're getting the news…

So low you can't hear him, amirite?

That's the kind of thing that can ONLY be accomplished by committee.

nowimnothing: aka, Gern Blanston's 1990s Saturday afternoon hangout place.

Gotta admit, there is something about her that always seemed off-putting.

Actually, I kinda like: 
Don't Smoke And Eat Healthy Is About It

hey hey, that's not all that comes in the end, amirite?

Who knows fucking at this point?