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Artiface is a part of performance. I don't know that these phoney-bones deserve more ire than the next folk or punk group.

I had a similar thought. I don't like the band, but being angry because you chose to sit through a free song is not a Mumford problem, it's a you problem… son.

Eh, Looper was an okay movie, and you can't live your life for the history books.

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I meant it as: Crazy guitar solos became a kind of dorky and passe thing to get excited about for a generation. Not as though the actual concept didn't exist, but just that guitarists didn't get to be "ROCK GODS" for a while.
For that generation, the appeal of guitar

…who? The violinist?…so?

Didn't she start a new band no one noticed?

Garden State is better than every movie on this list. Not  terrible movie in my book. Hyperbole aside, it's fine.

That sounds plenty quippy and clever, but Titanic is far from terrible. I'll accept mediocre, but there is a watchable movie there. I can't imagine a world where there isn't.

Yeah… I don't know. I don't think much of him as an actor, but he had a pretty thankless task laid out before him.

I genuinely think John Hamm could do it if he hit the gym. I know they say the dude is too old, but there are interpretations of the character that would feel right age wise, and he fucking LOOKS right.
Meanwhile, he has shown that he is equally capable of playing a square-jawed hard-ass and a lovable doof.  
I mean, if

I can't see Poison Ivy working on screen unless the whole affair is larger than life, or you Nolan Her down to being a botanist who just poisoned her boss and the press gave her a clever nick name.

I really hated these movies as a a kid. I liked Returns A LOT (funny, I sort of hate it now) as a kid, but I mainly fantasized about making a really good X-Men movie when I grew up.

Why should I ca-a-a-are?
It's just bebopulationAnd I got street saviore faire

Next thing you know, the Coens will make a movie about a simple lie spinning out of control! Or that bastard Neil Gaiman will deconstruct iconography! Or worse…. what if that cock-sucker Spielburg had an distant father figure in yet another film???

I hope my euology warrants being posted on a page with a zany chimp holding a computer.

Everything… Everything… EV-ERY-thing…. All the GOOOO-OOOO-OOOO-OOOD and the BAAAA-A-A-A-A-AAAAAD

"Actually, I think it would cause a rupture in space and time"

I'm an easy cryer and I just thought to myself, "That's really sad!" when I watched it… maybe too much hype and build-up since I'd heard people raving about it.

Eh, the antagonist is the character who changed the protagonist (the character who goes through a change) right? Not the "smart person" in the group…. I think… It's been a while…

It's not really funny bad… just… something got weird in post bad.