Too many Urkels on his team. That's why his wins-low.

"'You're blowing up' That's good. Fantastic."

Does Sugar Ray play the old thrash shit?

Yeah, Gene Wilder is one of my favorite performers of all time, but it's a book. People are gonna do multiple interpretations. No need to be insulted.

I think my love for Alien basically drives this yearning.

I loved the part where it seemed like they were having projection issues!

You could just… not friend them

As a sound guy, this film intrigues me, but it reeks of "this could have been a short" syndrome

This review is really generous. This thing is not only tedious with messy pacing AND action, but it also just makes no fucking sense.

He did leave his pet monkey high and dry in germany.

He says he'll bow to anyone he respects. He says Rick Rubin is better producer than him, and admits he's a lousy singer. Interesting ego he has.

That's the thing… he was not only right, but he released one of the best hip-hop albums of all time immediately afterward. It's interesting. I could care less if I'd never be his friend.

Eh… He has fascinating aspects to his character. They just don't lend well to action movies.

It does reek of that at this point…

Harsh truths brought on by the honesty of passing time…

I hated the Norton Hulk. I thought Ang Lee's was… well… it had certain elements I appreciated.

I don't think it's that surprising. I think he has a unique artistic voice. He just happens to make bad movies.

I think a non-white dude could work…

Someone should make one of those "small world" movies like Crash or Babel and just fucking call it tetris. Set that shit in russia and hide all sorts of tetrominos in the composition and set design and you've got a pretty rad adaptation.

The only way to see the ending of the Psycho Mantis fight is to get up and go pee during the climax.