Attention seeking is going good, as long as AV club commenter's are mostly boring and get upset over trivial minutia!

i can feel u in my thoughts "tattoo men" plz stop!!!! get out of my head!! aaa

You make a compelling argument, but I think I will do something else instead.

MST3K is pure love
Subject

oh man
Not this guy

We're through the looking glass here people
/foreboding, sinister music

His Best Unfinished Work?
"Duelin' Firemen," a game for the 3DO console.

T.I.
T.I. is the man. I'm a fan. Dirty South, what.

Ha, Freudian slip. "Funky" would be the correct movie quote. Though I like my interpretation too.

Fucky Buttlovin'
I think the tendons have healed a little too tightly.

I find it hilarious every time I watch it.

Ben Folds
Ben Folds is amazing. I've seen him live several times and each show has been just awesome. Apparently Ben Folds Five played their first reunion show in a decade in Chapel Hill last week. It was supposedly great.

wow, blast from the past
"Its grating, often unlikeable protagonist, dark absurdist tone, penchant for pop-culture riffing and parody, and metatextual tomfoolery give it a distinctly contemporary feel: Seth MacFarlane has made a fortune plowing this ground with less inspiration and more cheap non sequiturs."

WHOA STOP THE PRESSES
They're still publishing People Magazine?

Holy shit, it's a cartoon-ish video game. You've got to be kidding me with condemnations based on perceived parallels to intelligent design. Of course there's an cognizant entity designing the world! It's you, the player, you dumb fuck!

no never
The last thing anyone should ever want or need is a new Avenged Sevenfold album, a live one at that.

Hot Fuzz
I don't know if Hot Fuzz was out when this feature was published, but much of the film revolves around a supermarket.

Mookie Blaylock
is an awesome name for a band. Maybe the best.

I really hate to disagree
…but Elephant is a pretty bad film. There's minimalism, and then there's ten-minute rambling shots of the hallways and pointless two-minute shots of the sky.

Confirmed. I remember that song from high school.