…cue re-lyriced version of "Taffy Butt".

Birds and a lion, as I recall… Tippi and nature weren't as friendly as Tippi would have liked.

Not only that, but he escaped alive afterward without her eating his head.

Professor Poutine: Doctorate in Intersectionality Calculus.

A few babysitters… step parents… plumbers… aerobics instructors… cheerleaders…

It's a pity Rabin never got to "My World of Flops" it.

Well, there's clearly a difference between "position" and "stunt".

There's a whole category of films that are made as "A list" (or at least "A- list"), but come to look very "B" with the passage of time, and the 70s were a particularly rich decade for them.

Rats may have been responsible for all that, but not this rat. Now you've opened a whole 'nother philosophical can of worms…

I think the "don't ask/don't tell" policy regarding elves was still widely practiced back then.

I still use Windows 7, and the attempted upgrade seems to have just given up on its own.

I'd vote for Dolph Lundgren as the next Pope, though I guess he'd have to convert to Catholicism first.

Doggie Hell is the time between you leaving for work in the morning, and coming home in the afternoon.

I'm kind of in the opposite camp there (though not inclined to block you), though I'm also anti-torture and ardently pro-due process. That said, given the choice of saving a rat or an avowed terrorist from burning to death, I'm rescuing the rodent.

There are some non-pet animals that do have some malice ascribed to them, e.g., sharks and venomous snakes, and they can meet with fairly brutal treatment as a consequence. Superstitions and folklore can extend that brutality beyond potentially dangerous animals to creatures like the Aye-Aye in Madagascar, or black…

That actually made more sense to me as a "prop" than the other items, which just seemed like things that might be handy to have, as opposed to eye-catchers or conversation starters. The runes are a fortune-telling/divination method, comparable to tarot cards or I Ching coins/sticks, so presumably he'd be using them…

It's interesting that, at least from the excerpts here, this advice seems to focus on simply attracting and keeping a woman's attention and interest. Slick it may be, and even objectifying in its premises, but not inherently all that darkly misogynistic. That's in sharp contrast with other "pickup" material I've seen,…

Well, there's definitely a Morty who's kind of an evil genius, so I don't think anything's ruled out.

Like, myself?

No searches for "stride mother"? I'm disappointed, America.