Freddie is the straight man…

They'll never solve this without Bill Bixby.

There actually were a number of hippie-like fringe sects in our own Middle Ages, some more pacifistic than others. One persistent one being the Waldensians: https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…

Great name for an Image Consultant.

It was just gettin' GOOD!

[Quickly adds clause to standard venue rental contract]

So what's wrong with an informed decision?

Jonathan Winters' gas station battle with Arnold Stang and Marvin Kaplan is pretty outstanding too.

It might have been slightly less out-of-left-field if they'd kept what I believe was the movie's original title: The Road to Dushanbe. The whole thing was apparently conceived by Aykroyd as a Hope & Crosby homage.

Branson, MO — The show business equivalent of Yucca Mountain?

Well, by that time it had been appropriately aged and smoked.

[hurriedly searches the sofa cushions for change]

That'd actually be a pretty cool approach for a biography.

She would have been better qualified than Harriet Miers…

The court all the college kids sued people in in the '90s.

Like… Mickey Roarke now, or Mickey Roarke when he still looked like himself?

How we all envy him.

Only because he had too much character to take public credit for it.

It's arguably been kind of downhill for Mel Gibson from there too.

Here’s what Shrek brought to the animation ecosystem, which is best viewed in contrast to traditional Disney: it foregrounded its celebrity voices, to the point of building characters around their personas.