Like that Benjamin Button thing, but never getting any younger…

I guess I can see that, though I think that beyond the risque elements, there's not much reason a kid wouldn't be bored to tears by it.

So, before they knew about the horror-mermaid part, apparently Polish parents were okay with taking their kids to see "The Polish Chicago".

Is it one of the characters named in the review, then, or someone who doesn't live long enough to get a credit?

Sebastian (Louis Hofmann), who might have been a leader in a different decade

But, in fairness to the stormtroopers, they were aiming at the condenser unit…

Mainstream porn standards, but there's a niche market for everything.

Gee, thanks. I was just about to do some reading and paperwork. Now I'm going to have to postpone that for… about 2½ minutes.

When I was a young boy in Smelsk, I would laugh and laugh when I heard the potato joke.

Only because they never made a martial arts movie together…

You're probably right about the intent, though I think it may have had a theater run in Europe.

It's time to go for a more intimate, claustrophobic approach. In Sharknado 5: Diminishing Returns, a handful of characters in a dying seaside resort community are stalked by a lone shark, dizzily whirling around in a small dust devil.

Ergo, Tara Reid's career = Insanity. You've done it, Epic!

Nah… Obviously Sindiana.

It'd probably plan a lot of different things, but it would overthink all of them and never get them off the ground. Meanwhile the housekeeper would wreck it's web and kill it with a broom.

It's not the years, it's the mileage.

I'm with you, then. Curved screens are nothing but video geek bait, like the "flat-screen" CRT TVs back in their day, or the equivalent of gold connector cables in the "audiophile" realm.

We still have a couple last-generation CRT TVs in the house, and they're almost as deep as they are wide. They're absurdly unwieldy and make quite obvious why flat screens became a "thing".

Just do a Violet Jessop bio-pic — two sinkings, and she was pretty hot.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…

There was a period in the mid-'90s when artsy magazine photographers were doing spreads with her in dreadful makeup and clothing, trying their damnedest to make her unattractive, but she defeated them all.