I'm pretty sure Majestyk grew melons, not tomatoes.

“It’s a despicable movie, one that raises complex questions in order to offer bigoted, frivolous, oversimplified answers.”

…rat eat pizza…

I've yet to see any critical mention of it, but I noted at the time that the original three films seemed to have a significant following among black evangelicals — That probably extended to evangelical Protestants generally, but as a white kid in the '70s northeast, the most "old time religion" I really had any…

That someone nominated Ave Satani for best original song tells you all you need to know about the '70s.

Well, after the child Antichrist to whet the appetite, surely there was some demand to see the actual Apocalypse. Unfortunately, The Final Conflict didn't really have the budget for that — there's little more than hinting around that Thorn might do something like destroying Egypt's Aswan dam to precipitate war in the…

But I know where I've been!

Well, odds are we had to agree on something.

But it wasn't the Titanic that sank! That's just what they want you to believe!
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In 2.3.59 Jake attempts to save Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens, and the Big Bopper, and ends up battling a time-traveling Don McLean who will stop at nothing to save his meal ticket.

Though if that's where his $3.5 million net worth came from, he really must have been pissing away the last couple decades of royalties.

At that level of wealth it depends a lot on where you live. In a coastal Maine artist's colony where he's apparently been, it's probably pretty comfortable, though not "pink stretch limo" comfortable. In Manhattan, if he owned a studio apartment and a parking space, that's probably $3.5 mil right there.

My daughter's not big on hugging, so I'll let her pick the music.

Maybe they're just confused and he's actually playing Josef Stalin.

It really is pretty fascinating, particularly with the wrinkle of it not being clear how much of it was true, and how much of it was just Foos' incredibly elaborately documented fantasy. There's apparently so much there, and yet the dates don't tie to the date he actually opened up his hotel. There's the murder he…

It never received a proper theatrical release, and aside from the occasional late-night TV showing or arthouse repertory screening, remained a frequently bootlegged niche phenomenon

Aluminum powder will wreck your lungs just as well as asbestos. That's how Buddy Ebsen lost his part as the Tin Man in The Wizard of Oz. He ultimately died of respiratory failure!

Her Galaxy Quest part couldn't help but make her a crush object for science fiction geeks everywhere. And Lovecraft geeks too, I guess…

Alright, you got here first. But Missi… if your self-esteem is still low…

Best biker gang ever. I'm hiring the One-Eyed Snakes to handle security at my next concert.