And Sam Neill as Damien Thorn in The Final Conflict

The real question is what they called everybody else from Nazareth. Were they all wondering where their packages from Amazon.com were ending up?

Which also officially makes her "The Countess Under The Stairs".

That climax is a particularly Miami Vice-like moment, as the show frequently had dramatic sequences play out over the course of a single song. The application of that in Manhunter is particularly striking and amusing for just how much can happen over the course of a 17 minute song.

They're both on the same. The "main" version is the 4th track on their debut album, while the alternate "It'll Chew You Up And Spit You Out" version is the last. That album also has an instrumental version of the opening track "True".

Really, if I was "living off my wife's modelling money" I'd see little reason to change anything, but it probably wouldn't have been long until she ran off with one of my Italian aerobics instructors. So at least he was being proactive.

Awful or forgettable though this will likely be, I'm not as inclined to outrage as with many "reimaginings" — Not only because Twain himself toyed with such a spoof, but because it seems to have no pretense of "improving" or really updating the original work. Mere ripoffs are a time-honored entertainment tradition.

Poochie

Everybody will love it.

It certainly seems like a handy thing to have — to put on in the background at parties, for example.

I'm guessing the dog's a Sheltie, rather than a Collie, but that's still some serious rabbit.

Which is what most of the races should have been like, and while the movie treated Casa Cristo as a novelty, for which special gadgets were added to the Mach 5, the original conceit was that such races were the norm, and the Mach 5's range of gadgets for dealing with hazards was a large part of what made it special…

On a cold and rainy night.

Oz the Great and Powerful, in which I thought she was engaging in a pretty flatly written role (and I'm guessing was the waking nightmare that inspired LOAD asterisk comma 8 comma 1's comment), and Friends With Benefts, in which she came off rather similar to her Black Swan character.

I largely enjoyed Speed Racer, but the decision to focus on track-based racing, when most of the original cartoon revolved around far more cinematically interesting cross-country racing, was baffling, and pushed the Mach 5 kind of into the background.

Not to mention the equally exposed ammo belts hanging free to get cut or hooked on things.[/geek]

Schwarzwalder Kirschtorte.

Which episode? She's apparently done two.

My guess would be bad legal advice — That most civilians could have gotten a better plea deal, but the Prosecution decided to play hardball because she should have wanted to keep the matter out of the press and accept whatever they offered, thank you. By actually taking the matter to court, a circus was bound to ensue.

Reminds me of a treatment my friends and I proposed for Hellraiser: Broadway Bound, where a Broadway producer solves the puzzle box, and the Cenobites agree to release him if he'll help them them stage a musical.