I recall Dick Miller's wife having a bit to say in his RR, and it was similarly entertaining.

And only Nicolas Cage can save him!

And there's no issue with it having to be completed by an old, obese guy who could keel over at any moment.

Money alone is not enough. A wealthy person who neglects to use that wealth to make the right connections, or who makes the wrong enemies, is if anything a more attractive target for those looking to prove their public spiritedness (e.g., Martha Stewart). Miscavige has no doubt been channeling some of that money to…

“Why not Coach?”

A logical step after deleting the guns.

I don't have the first hand memories of that that I do of the '76 campaign, but he was apparently a pretty significant player there too. So that makes '79 his third run.

And there's always one guy in the audience ready to yell "WHOO!" whenever anyone gets shot in the head, even if they're screening the Zapruder film.

I wouldn't call '79 his first presidential campaign, inasmuch as he'd run a significant challenge to Ford's nomination in the '76 election (the major reason he hadn't run for reelection in California in '75).

Vernon, Florida unfortunately ends rather abruptly. I believe the story was that word got out to the townsfolk that Morris really wanted to make a documentary about the insurance scam, and everybody turned hostile (not sure whether the participants had signed their releases already, or did so after since there was…

I think you have them confused with that great old heavy metal klezmer band, Black Shabbos.

Yeah, that'd be the formal medical diagnosis.

It was just as glorious 30+ years ago.

It didn't die so much as develop Alzheimers — It forgot everything it was, then lingered on forever, pointlessly, breaking the hearts of everyone who ever loved it.

'cause he didn't have any discernible fur?

Best "mystery" graffiti artist since "El Barto".

Sounds like the climatic chase from Pee Wee's Big Adventure, which would be a fine springboard for a Universal Studios meta-attraction.

"Sexology" technically mixes Latin and Greek roots. "Hexology" is preferred, though "Sexology" definitely goes better with "Leprechaun".

Her name is Lindsay Hollister and she's an actress

I think if I ever became a media figure, I'd demand an English interpreter for interviews — gives you more time to think up answers, and someone to blame your lame answers on.