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Exactly what makes the writer of this episode seem gay?

I've always assumed that that's the bullet that killed Olivia, and she wears it as a memory of her mother. Am I wrong?

I've always assumed that that's the bullet that killed Olivia, and she wears it as a memory of her mother. Am I wrong?

One thing that drove me NUTS about these episodes is how every contestant decided to sing a verrrrry slooooooowed dowwwwwn version of a fun pop hit. Why could no one sing at the correct tempo? I was about to lose my shit by the time people busted out versions of "Starships" and "Domino" that sounded ready for my

One thing that drove me NUTS about these episodes is how every contestant decided to sing a verrrrry slooooooowed dowwwwwn version of a fun pop hit. Why could no one sing at the correct tempo? I was about to lose my shit by the time people busted out versions of "Starships" and "Domino" that sounded ready for my

Seriously, who cares? It's not your place to judge the personal life of complete strangers, unless you're a Republican.

Seriously, who cares? It's not your place to judge the personal life of complete strangers, unless you're a Republican.

I did find that "proof of his gayness" line to be gross, unnecessary, and weird. As for American Beauty, it's a movie I loved when I was younger, but the internet has made me terrified to rewatch it. I feel the same way about The Goonies.

I did find that "proof of his gayness" line to be gross, unnecessary, and weird. As for American Beauty, it's a movie I loved when I was younger, but the internet has made me terrified to rewatch it. I feel the same way about The Goonies.

Maybe it's blasphemous, but I think I love Casino more than GoodFellas. Then again I grew up in Las Vegas, so it's possible I'm a little biased. Still a very overlooked movie, though.

Maybe it's blasphemous, but I think I love Casino more than GoodFellas. Then again I grew up in Las Vegas, so it's possible I'm a little biased. Still a very overlooked movie, though.

I'd recommend tracking down Connie Britton's episode of the Nerdist podcast from a few months back. She swears, she's hilarious, she's down to earth, and you'll somehow love her even MORE.

I'd recommend tracking down Connie Britton's episode of the Nerdist podcast from a few months back. She swears, she's hilarious, she's down to earth, and you'll somehow love her even MORE.

I'm pretty sure Bobbles was joking. That was a joke, right?

This episode was entertaining, mildly suspenseful, and had some interesting twists and turns due to the taxi shenanigans. Did someone piss in Scott's cereal this morning, or does he just hate the show?

This episode was entertaining, mildly suspenseful, and had some interesting twists and turns due to the taxi shenanigans. Did someone piss in Scott's cereal this morning, or does he just hate the show?

If you thought that kid was bad, you should have seen the auditioner who was Britney's former duet partner. That was definitely "red hots are for my mommy" levels.

If you thought that kid was bad, you should have seen the auditioner who was Britney's former duet partner. That was definitely "red hots are for my mommy" levels.

Don't worry, being unemployed and fucking up your credit score is practically a rite of passage in your early 20s. I not-so-fondly recall selling a bunch of shit and stealing carts full of groceries just to survive for a few years. (Seriously, you can just load a bunch of groceries in a cart and walk right out the

Don't worry, being unemployed and fucking up your credit score is practically a rite of passage in your early 20s. I not-so-fondly recall selling a bunch of shit and stealing carts full of groceries just to survive for a few years. (Seriously, you can just load a bunch of groceries in a cart and walk right out the