It's such a dubious exercise that Seinfeld itself took a jab at it, with Kramer and Mickey faking diseases for medical students.

I have never had a prospective employer ask for a list of college classes I took. Is this common for doctors?

Hey, most of us don't want to look like freaks, so we stick to wearing muumuus.

Accidentally posted here. Nothing to see. Move along.

You're all just the worst.

A case in point was presented just last week, when Mario Cuomo died, and some people in the New York-based press still expressed the belief that Cuomo could have been elected president, even in 1984, against the already-being-deified Ronald Reagan. To anyone who is at all familiar with America west of the Appalachian…

And if you like musicals, you're a Commie-Nazi!

I have never seen this. I don't like musicals or Nazis, so I'm not sure this one is for me.

The man literally had no heart for a while.

Brain cancer is the worst cancer. It can cause erratic behavior and personality changes. Brain cancer, fuck you! I hope you get cancer, brain cancer, and then drown in shit.

Good for you! Pudenda there.

North Korean hackers attack Netflix, demand withdrawal of this vulgar character who insults the dear leader.

Celebrating it the traditional way, on April 1, and getting mocked as a fool for it.

Same goes for judges at sentencing.

Too right. That's why I celebrate British/Irish NewYear, even though I live in the US central time zone.

No, no, the ISS doesn't seem at all like being in a prison cell in a Russian submarine.

Do the kids these days at least pick up "damn," "hell," and "crap" from TV?

Doesn't the theory of relativity describe something similar? Either you and your brother were little geniuses, or Einstein wasn't all that extraordinary.

As long as the sun explodes at night, we have nothing to fear.

When you think about it, none of us has really seen this "sun." It's way too bright up there to get a good look at.